I was a bit stupid, not realising that zombies live amongst us. It wasn't obvious, and no-one had the fucking decency to tell me. So I wasn't blind; I was just ignorant. I mean, I had suspicions, feelings... whatever. Everyone has them. The main thing about zombies, as I realised, is that they aren't very different from us. I've seen the films, and, well, they're not very accurate. Zombies aren't different from us at all. They don't eat people; that's just ridiculous. Unless they're desperate, I guess, and I've got to say: who wouldn't eat a human corpse if it really came to it? So that's the point. Zombies are just like us. You can't tell who's a zombie. So it doesn't matter anyway. Makes no difference.